| (Sing to the
tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas)
On the first day'f
congestion I paid my £5 charge
And still made my meeting on time
On the second day'f
congestion I paid my £5 charge
Couldn't find a space
And still made my meeting on time
On the third day'f
congestion I paid my £5 charge
Took a wrong turn.
Couldn't find a space
And still made my meeting on time
On the fourth day'f
congestion I paid my £5 charge
Found the street no entry
Took a wrong turn.
Couldn't find a space
And still made my meeting on time
On the fifth day'f
congestion I paid my £5 charge
Got three points!
Found the street no entry
Took a wrong turn.
Couldn't find a space
And still made my meeting on time
On the sixth day'f
congestion I paid my £5 charge
Nearly hit a tourist
Got three points!
Found the street no entry
Took a wrong turn.
Couldn't find a space
And still made my meeting on time
On the seventh
day'f congestion I paid my £5 charge
Had to wait for taxis
Nearly hit a tourist
Got three points!
Found the street no entry
Took a wrong turn.
Couldn't find a space
And still made my meeting on time
On the eighth day'f
congestion
I paid my £5 charge
Queued for hours at road works
Had to wait for taxis
Nearly hit a tourist
Got three points!
Found the street no entry
Took a wrong turn.
Couldn't find a space
And still made my meeting on time
On the ninth day'f
congestion I paid my £5 charge
Stopped to check my street map
Queued for hours at road works
Had to wait for taxis
Nearly hit a tourist
Got three points!
Found the street no entry
Took a wrong turn.
Couldn't find a space
And still made my meeting on time
On the tenth day'f
congestion I paid my £5 charge
Crawled behind a tour bus
Stopped to check my street map
Queued for hours at road works
Had to wait for taxis
Nearly hit a tourist
Got three points!
Found the street no entry
Took a wrong turn.
Couldn't find a space
And still made my meeting on time
On the eleventh
day'f congestion I paid my £5 charge
Lost time on diversions
Crawled behind a tour bus
Stopped to check my street map
Queued for hours at road works
Had to wait for taxis
Nearly hit a tourist
Got three points!
Found the street no entry
Took a wrong turn.
Couldn't find a space
And still made my meeting on time
On the twelfth
day'f congestion I paid my £5 charge
Was blocked by vans unloading
Lost time on diversions
Crawled behind a tour bus
Stopped to check my street map
Queued for hours at road works
Had to wait for taxis
Nearly hit a tourist
Got three points!
Found the street no entry
Took a wrong turn.
Couldn't find a space
And still made my meeting on time |
